Willy's Wonderland

As it goes in the film world, there will be plenty of critics who will think they are “too good” for a ridiculous movie like “Willy’s Wonderland,” an outrageous, audience-pleasing popcorn flick with an 80s slasher vibe. This film is one that feels like it’s made expressly for fans of the horror-comedy genre, and its terrific premise, badass hero, and throwback grindhouse sentiment check all the boxes for a successful journey to becoming a midnight cult classic. A quiet loner (Nicolas Cage) becomes stranded in a remote town when his car breaks down. Unable to pay for the needed repairs, he agrees to spend the night cleaning up the local abandoned family fun center known as Willy’s Wonderland. Little does he know that he has just signed up to be the janitor for a place believed to be haunted. Things haven’t been the same since the rumors about missing children (and evil animatronics) took over the town. As the night progresses, the man discovers that the life-sized fuzzy mascots have minds of their own, and he must fight to the death in order to survive to see the sun rise. The story is solid all around and if you suspend disbelief, the plot is actually plausible. There are supernatural elements and lots of humor, and the Janitor is the horror hero we didn’t know we needed. Kevin Lewis has a terrific eye for direction, a natural at knowing exactly what the audience wants to see and how they want to see it (and delivering just that). The pacing is excellent, too. The film ends with a set-up for an eventual sequel that I really, really hope happens. The most appropriate word I can find to describe this movie, and one that fits in almost any discussion of the film, is “rad.” The awesome, primitive puppet costumes for Willy the Weasel and his tribe of murderous pals (Tito the Turtle, Siren Sara, Ozzie the Ostrich, and Knighty Knight, to name a few) are absolutely hysterical, the perfect pair for the equally amusing low budget horror effects. Even better is Cage, who brings that certain je ne sais quoi to his character, a soda-guzzling, pinball-loving man of few words (the actor doesn’t speak any dialogue in the movie). This isn’t a movie that you’re supposed to take seriously, and that’s what adds to its charm. “Willy’s Wonderland” is tons of bloody fun, especially if you want to watch Nic Cage beat the shit out of possessed serial killer animatronics. And quite frankly, isn’t that all of us?

I went into this thinking that it could not be that bad of a movie, and I was right and wrong at the same time. Nick Cage didn't say a single word the whole movie; the closest he got to one was when he was fighting and said "ah". All the other characters seemed unimportant, other than the girl and the animatronics. This movie is in no way scary. I was scared of the animatronic Sara; at least I think that's her name. The others looked too goofy to be scary. At points in the film, the screen seemed stretched, squished, or even wobbly. The plot is just the premise of Five Nights at Freddy's, which has just changed to be more unique. The rebel kids seem like any stereotypical group of people in a horror film. Smart kid, dumb kid, dumb but hot kid, rational kid, and the leader kid that is more daring to endanger themselves than anyone else. I call them kids because they are referred to as that in the film, but what I assume they were going for is that they are teens who do things for the sake of, why not just end this? Right, but to me, they are young adults who do things for the sake of, why not? Nick Cage beating up the animatronics is enjoyable to watch, and I think they outdid themselves by making those parts good. The sex sense that, for some reason, exists The gator was just kind of watching them; ya know, hit it on... Like the gator watched for a long time. A weird amount of time. Now at the end, Nick Cage gets his sweet ride, and the one girl is there and just gets in his car without exchanging words, like Nick Cage was going to say anything anyway, but it was just weird to me. She seems unphased, kind of, even though she watched and saw her friends get murdered by animatronics. She casually drinks Nick Cage's "Punch" soda, and that's it. The ending is just weird. I feel like they ended it with Tex and the mechanic guy dying just so everything related to the building gets knocked down, other than the girl, I guess. Weird ass movie. Like wow. Oh, did I even mention that it seemed like Nick Cage was weirdly attracted by a pinball machine in the kitchen? This movie was wack.